Recent release "Please Save Your Asides For Your Shrink" from Page Publishing author Gregorius is both entertaining and hysterical; this work is a journey into the author's side-splittingly funny takes on various subjects.
New York, NY, June 2, 2015 (Newswire.com) - Gregorius, a sketch comedy writer, teacher, coach, devoted husband, musician, cook, avid sports fan and author, has completed his newest creation “Please Save Your Asides For Your Shrink”: a comical, remarkable, comedy book that delves into the mind of the author with added comical relief.
Published by New York City-based Page Publishing, Gregorius’ laugh-out-loud, funny new book is an innovative and creative description of life.
Gregorius was destined from early on, it would seem, to be deemed “different” from The Others. Now he’s written a book!
In first grade, his teacher asked everyone to write down two things they wanted to be when they grew up. There were doctors and lawyers... dancers and pro ball players. Gregorius? He answered “police dog”, but that was merely his second choice. In case the job of “Wonder Woman” wasn’t yet available. He was a social outcast among boys buy yet somehow a surprise “hit” with the little ladies. And why not? He was one of them. A lesbian born with a penis.
By sixth grade he had a grown to his now full height of 6’1. During dodgeball games, everyone became like “Winston” (”the weaker ones”) from the dodgeball video. Now the boys despised him, rather than just avoiding him. He would be forced to spend a lot of hours alone when not destroying other children in sporting activities. He began to read for hours and hours. He would also talk to himself as a means of maintaining some social sanity. His brother, Chris, would always tell him: “shut up, already! I’m trying to get some sleep.” But when Gregorius wants to talk, he can be very stubborn. He has much to say, about a great many things.
Now, for the very first time, readers can enjoy the many disturbing yet hilarious thoughts of Gregorius: The Nefarious Aquarius”. In “Please Save Your Asides For Your Shrink”, not only do readers get proven psychology, real marital advice, information on male sexuality, and a free psychological evaluation at the end...they also get riotously funny takes on: football possibly ruining society, book snobs and annoying questions, the connection between alcoholism, numbers, and Star Wars, 15 funny portraits of unique to New York species... and much much more!!
Please Save Your Asides For Your Shrink will have readers rolling on the floor of the train with laughter and pee. Rolling and laughing... peeing some more and rolling... readers may even roll right out of the darn caboose to their hilarious death. If readers gotta go... why not leave with a smile?
Readers who wish to experience this hysterical work can purchase “Please Save Your Asides For Your Shrink” at bookstores everywhere, or online at the Apple iTunes store, Amazon, Google Play or Barnes and Noble.
For additional information or media inquiries, contact Page Publishing at 866-315-2708.
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